How does your dicklet compare to my lips

You have been aware of how completely useless you are to us, women, early on, havent you? When you first met the woman of your dreams and got home with her, took your pants off only to disappoint her and make her laugh? Haha I bet you still remember that moment, dont you? At first you tried to fight it, got upset at your situation, allowed it to play tricks with your mind and turn you into a depressed little sh*thead, but then you realized there was nothing you could do about it, so better to accept your situation, right? It is so much better to get over the fact that you cant satisfy women in that way and find better ways to please us. After all, what you have in your pocket is much bigger than what you have between your legs. And Im sure theres many other things you could do to make yourself useful to me - maybe lick my feet, clean the house, tidy up the kitchen, buy me stuff, carry my shopping bags. But before we get to how you can please me, how about we first discuss how your little dicklet compares to my lipstick? After all, you are pretty good at one thing: making us, hot women, laugh! So, entertain me, pindick hahah!