Whore For Shiny

You WHORE. You cant help it. Youre a shiny magpie, drawn to every piece of shiny fabric you see on a hot womans body. Bodies that are way too hot for you to handle! I dont demand loyalty from you because I know who you are and what you need. Shiny, shiny, shiny, its never enough! Youll never stop emptying that wallet for shiny and Im encouraging it!