Why I didnt text you back

My boyfriend has been particularly boring lately and by lately I mean for the past 2 years or more…especially since I discovered BBC…I pretty much don’t pay attention to him anymore! Luckily enough for me, I don’t live with him, so I get all the freedom that I deserve! He does annoy the hell out of the with texts and calls, though. Same as he did today, wondering why I didn’t text him back! Well, this little video might clarify it, but just as a hint, let’s say that I was too busy sexting with my newest Tinder cr*sh and then decided to call him, flirt a little on the phone and arrange a booty call