Too Bad You Have a Tiny Dick...

You seemed like quite the catch. Handsome, nice house, high paying job... So I accepted when you asked me out on a date. We went out and had a great time, but taking me to your house for a drink was a bad choice. Things got a little hot n heavy... thankfully I do as I always do and I checked to make sure your Manhood was how I like it... You pulled down your pants and to my surprise YOU ARE TINY!!! I left, and you havent heard from me for days. You thought you ruined it, never to see me again. Until I invite you over to my house... and this is how it all played out.