Demon Goddess JCovid Social Quarantine Easy for Nerds

Youre used to being lonely arent you? Staying inside with your vices, whatever those may be. Porn... video games... exercise... the end goal is the same. Keeping your mind occupied and whiling away the hours you spend without company. We could say its because youre introverted but we both know its because youre a lame, charmless, beta bitch, sad little fucking nerd. Everyone else is climbing up the walls and reaching out to friends in new and creative ways because of coronavirus social distancing, but your life of being a loser prepared you for this, didnt it? Congratulations being a nerd finally has a silver lining for you!