Real mans dick vs Your pindick

Hey pindick, ever seen what a real dick size is meant to be? Let me show you. Last night I had the most amazing sex with a nice big meaty cock and I saved the condom, just to give you an idea of how big a real mans dick is, compare to that little 1 inch you have packing there. I think in future you should start ticking female when you fill in forms, because that aint nothing more than a little clitty.