OMG you are so fat and ugly

Hey there, jelly belly! How the heck did you end up getting so fat, huh? You look like a big fat piggy hahaha a freaking tub of lard, thats what you are! Do you think youre ever going to lose your virginity this way? Cause I can assure you that its not going to happen...look at you, youre just a fat ugly loser!