Superior American Princess

You are a stupid foreign pay pig, only good for your wallet! Nothing makes you weaker and wanting to $pend more than a hot, greedy, American Princess. You are crazy for Me, while I despise you and whatever country you are from. So today, I am going to train you to not only worship Me, but My superior country too! You are even going to buy an American flag and recite the pledge of allegiance for Me.