Eat My Tissues

Being sick while youre traveling is the fucking worst. Ive been snotting and congested for days now instead of going out and enjoying myself. Well if I cant go out and have fun, neither can you. Youre going to be my little trash can today. Thats right, youre going to eat every snotty, disgusting tissue I produce. Im going to make fun of you the entire time you do it too. If I cant feel good, then certainly neither can you. Open wide, little trash can. Its time for you to have a belly full of gross waste.