Stoned Loser Gooning Your Life Away

Take a good, long, hard look at yourself. Youre stoned out of your mind again, staring at your screen watching humiliation porn. Its your favorite hobby. This isnt even a f0rc3d 1nt0x clip, this is just what you do. I dont even have to coerce you to smoke. Here you are, your lazy ass stuck in place, your hand wrapped around your cock, ready to edge the whole night away. Dont you have anything better to do than to sit and blaze and jerk? No, you dont, because youre a fucking loser with no life. A fucking pathetic stoned loser. Its all you do. You dont even want to go anywhere, you just want to sit at home and jerk off while youre stoned to girls like me calling you a loser. Even when youre at work all you can think about is going home and getting high and jerking off. Thats what you think about all fucking day. You have the same routine every day, you never have any other plans. Its just me, your hand and your weed. Dont you have anything better to do? No, you live to jerk and get high. So you spend all of your money on weed and porn because you really have nothing else to do. You just want to watch girls tell you how pathetic you are for getting stoned and jerking your dick. You have to pay girls to tell you all the things you should already know. How sad. But I want you to keep being this way, keep wasting all of your money on weed and porn because this is all youre good for anyway. Youll just sit and goon your life away. Youre completely satisfied with this pathetic stoner life of yours. Youre so high right now that listening to me tell you the truth about your pathetic life makes you horny. Me, the truth and all that weed, it just makes your dick hard. And you cant turn away from your screen, you cant take your hand off of your cock. How sad. Seriously. This is all you know and theres no turning back now. All those hours that you spent jerking off, all that money you spent on porn and weed is gone, forever. This is who you are. A porn addicted stoner. Youre going to be this way forever and I make money off of your stupid addiction. This is all you look forward in your life.