Teasing My Boss into Blackmail

I would like to talk to you personally since I noticed you lurking at me for a while now. But when I ask you to do something you never did with me being in the same room as you, theres no way back. I got proof, you know... Plus, theres absolutely no way you can resist me. Im too hot to handle. You do as I say, or... Im going to tell your wifey.