Pumptini CEI

Here is the thing, loser. Only real men go on dates with hot women and enjoy cocktails. You are not a real man! You are a beta porn addict loser stroking your cuck dick - forever alone. So I decided it would be fun for me and humiliating for you to make yourself a very special cocktail with a very intimate ingredient to enjoy all by yourself while I am out enjoying real cocktails with my boyfriend. A Pumptini! You don't need to get more cosmopolitans! You need a Pumptini! Obviously, I can't share this extraordinary recipe for free! Think of it as paying me for a date with yourself since this is the closest to a real date that a loser like you will EVER get. I even made it romantic for you with this beta concoction. You are soooo lucky I am going to make you devour every last drop of your Pumptini...