SPH and Jerk Off Encouragement

I heard you have an itty, bitty, clitty hahahaha is it true? I have to see for myself….. Oh. My. Fucking. God that is the smallest little Vienna sausage I’ve ever had the displeasure seeing!! no real woman like myself would ever even want to go near it, let alone touch it. I would need ther a py for 3 lifetimes. It’s sooo tiny I genuinely feel bad for you…Look at your shrimp dick getting hard hearing me degrade it. Go ahead, take your two fingers and start jerking for me.