The Stalker

You are a stalker, coming after me for months. You have a crush on me and you keep calling, texting, knocking at my door...But there is a thing you don't know about me: I'm much more crazy than you! That's why today, when you come at my place, I invite you in....just to poison you with my hairspray (which cointains a powerful poison), slap you and finally you by smothering. You stalked the wrong person.