12 Days of Christmas December Dick Tax

Look a you, already jerking your tiny Vienna sausage before this video even gets started. All because me my degrading words make you weak in the knees and hard (if that's what you call it) in the pants. The fact you thought you could jerk your tiny carrot cock around me I wouldn't have a disgusted look plastered across my face is completely hilarious. For that and your incompetence and wasting my time with that "thing", I have no choice but to charge you a dick tax for wasting my time and making me think I was actually going to look at anything inches.