No Hands Accidental JOI

My friends and I show up at a party that you and your friends have also attended. We meet when both of our groups are seated on a couch in the living room, and start talking. What you don't know is that my friends and I have hedged a bet that I can make you cum in your pants using no hands, telling a completely NON-sexual story, and without even touching you. I WILL win this bet, because I know how to make losers pants wet.