Youre A Weak Shoe Bitch

I just got the perfect adorable sneakers in time for spring, and you just can't seem to take your eyes off them. I know you're just twitching to get a whiff of my new shoes, yearning to get just the tiniest taste of these soles. You want to do nothing more than lie down on your back with my feet dangling just over your face as you twitch to get the chance to worship my perfect new shoes.