Too Small To Date

Are you all alone on Valentine's Day again? Well that's nothing new or surprising! I think we BOTH know why you're sitting there all by yourself when other guys are out on their hot dates tonight! You have a small penis, don't you? LOL! Well that explains it all! You're much better off here with me being teased than with some woman who is only going to humiliate you in person as soon as your date ends up in the bedroom and she sees how little your penis is! The way that I tease you is different though, isn't it? It turns you on, makes you want to tug at that worthless worm and jizz all over yourself!