Make Yourself Impotent

Yes,you read that right, why even try to find a woman when you are clearly incapable of a normal relationship? Why even bother going out to ruin some young woman's evening just to get yourself humiliated in front of her? You know that you're not really someone who gets considered as a first option by the ladies, so why put yourself through it? Your dick is useless anyway, so better train it to stop working. No erection and no more pussy fucking dreams. Stay here and listen to me, your life is better under my feet.