SPH Is Your Sex Life

Pussy is for men not losers like you. Shrimpdicks like you will never know what the ridges inside of a woman’s cunt feel like. Instead, SPH is your sex life. to pretty rich girls laughing at you is more fun than fucking anyways, I promise. There is no pussy or sex position as orgasmic as total submission. I know you understand that a gorgeous girl like me is too far out of your league to even think about fucking. You’re grateful you get to at least hand over all of your dignity to me and honestly serving up your ego on a silver platter feels better than deep strokes, not to imply that your thumbtack is capable of deep strokes.