Baptize Your Face

Don't most religions discourage self-pleasure? You failed that a LONG time ago. Come and begin your indoctrination into the religion of Goddess Ally. Where I encourage you to masturbate as often as possible! The first right of passage: baptism, but not in the same way you were baptized a long time ago! I want you coming (literally) into the religion looking like a huge cum slut! It's your only chance at true salvation!