Ruin Your Life

Face it. Your life is boring. The only interesting part of your life is ME. So, get rid of it. Ruin your life for Me. I've already worked my way into every aspect of your life. It's time to take the plunge and go one step further. Get rid of your friends. Downsize your house. LOSERS don't need social lives. They don't deserve them. The only thing you need is your hand and ME. Aching to hand more over to me? Use these markup codes to show me how much you love and adore me.