Basic Beta Bitch Reform

It's one thing fo be a beta bitch boy. Ita another to be a BASIC BETA BITCH. Gawwwd you are just so regular and boring. From now on, you're going to be more interesting. More exciting. Believe it or not, there are plenty of betas out there who make Me laugh and have interesting conversation.... you're not one of them. I mean, at least not yet. I go over all of your inadequacies and set some things straight, along with what you will be like from now on. you're welcome.