So Thankful

"Dear God, thank you for making me so hot and perfect so I could come and give this lonely, old, decrepit man a wonderful Thanksgiving meal in his hospital bed! And thank you for making me so strong that I can crush his puny bones very easily. And thank you for making me so interested in science 'cause I can't wait to test some things out on this old guy!" Now, let's get you fed. I'll just shove this whole apple down your throat and...