MILF Entry Denied

I’m here to evaluate you, since you’ve applied to sexually service the MILF Society. Your application looks fine. There’s just one last formality: I have to measure your penis. Go ahead, get hard. Yeesh, is that all you’ve got? We wouldn’t waste our time with you! I thought it was clear that 7 inches is our bare minimum, and you’re so much less than that. I suppose we could keep you around just to eat pussy, as long as nobody ever has to look at that shrimp dick again.