Shopping With The Snobs

What are the girls in the store going to do when they see us dragging u around on a pink lead? Two snobby brats barely out of theirdragging a grown man through all the pretty clothes at the end of a leash. You'll look fucking pathetic! Everyone will either be shocked or dying with laughing watching us boss you around. You will be carrying ALL our shopping bags around with your wallet in your mouth ready for us to snatch that credit card out to buy us some cute new dresses for the club and some EXPENSIVE matching heels.