Sexualizing Failures

The smartest thing that you can do is sexualize your failures. You know better than I, that some things in this world can’t be changed nor influenced and you, being a loser, a failed excuse of a man, is one of those things. Why would you want to waste your time desperately trying to change the impossible, when you can sexualize all of your own mishaps in life and turn them into your biggest turn on?