Unfit Foot Fool

Thanks for your application... we don’t feel your qualified for a well paying job here... or even an unpaid internship... in fact, after one look at you... I’d say your only option to even be allowed in the building is as a foot loser... that pays for the privilege of “working here”... Now we have the matter of your new job title options. Pantyhose boy, leg loser, stocking sucker, humiliated hose humper, under desk footrest, foot wipe wimp, shoe licking loser, pedicure peasant.