Friending Your Finance

I hear you're getting married! Congratulations! You actually found a woman who agreed to commit to you, which is a surprise to say the least. I bet you never imagined this would happen to you, but don't get too excited. I just logged onto FB and noticed she was a recommended "friend" for me. How strange. She and I don't have any mutual friends, yet her profile is showing up on my phone. What would you do if I friended her? What would you do if I told her you're my boot bitch and you've done all sorts of depraved things for me on cam? Your marriage would certainly be over before it started, but it doesn't have to be that way. All you have to do is send me a large amount of money and I know you have it. You've been saving up for this wedding for months! Not anymore. That's my hush money now and you're going to send it... or else.