Pathetic Limpdick

Everywhere I went today I had crowds of people drooling over my magnificent ass in these jeans, and huge perky titties. I bet that all of the men got rock hard in their jeans just looking at me. All... except you. Even though you SO badly wanted to, your soft little pathetic dick just wouldn't permit it. You have a cock as worthless and pathetic as you are! SUCH a loser! HAHAHAHHAHAHA! I mean the sheer embarrassment of being so turned on and horny, balls swelling with cum, face sweating, mouth drooling, going into a full blown gooning state, and then... Oops, you're pathetic little dick won't get hard OR cum! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! Could you be more pathetic? I know the answer... and you'll probably jerk that wet noodle to it!