You Cant Stop Jerking To Me

You totally can't stop, can you. You spend hours jerking to me, binging on my clips, like 'normal' people would, tv series. You jerk to my clips instead. Any spare time you get, tugging away, obsessing over me. Holidays / sick days, all means = stroking to me, slipping down he rabbit hole. Its won't stop, quite the opposite in fact. Just look at my perfection....