Emma Green, Kaitlin Grey - Our Boyfriends Bought You

What an awesome present! Our boyfriends have actually bought us a SLAVE! Look at him - he's trembling. I actually can't believe our boyfriends actually listened 2 all those hints about how we needed some help around the place to do all the jobs we just can't be bothered to do. So listen SLAVE - obviously this is probably a shock to you but you are now our property - our boyfriends bought you for us. In some respects, you have been quite lucky - I mean you basically get to live here with two hot young girls - you could have been bought by an ugly fat old man or something.