I Need a Handy Man

I am interviewing potential handymen for some projects on my property. I ask you a series of questions about your skillset but all you seem capable of talking about is how good you are at serving feet. I decide to give it a try and let you see my feet, let you touch them and then you offer to kiss them. We are getting on so well in fact you offer your carpentry and handyman skills free of charge, just for the priveldge of being able to worship such beautiful mature feet.