Porn Is Ruining Your Life

How many hours of your life do you think you've spent jerking? How many nights have you spent as a mindless jerk-zombie? Do you not see how that's affected every other aspect of your life? Porn has completely fried your brain, and broken your dick. You are no longer capable of regular relationships, no one wants to be with a porn addict. No one can help you. You're going to be a porn addict forever, and I'm just here to make it worse.