Spending Is SEX

You were not made to be a stud, a stallion, you have the genetic factors of a spend sexual, getting out your credit card and carrying my shopping bags. You have come to the realisation that you were made to be ruined by me, and I am going to sexualise that ruin and make you horny for findom- spending is now your new sex life - your new form of jerk off is typing in those credit card numbers. Submit your wallet to the designer goth Goddess - I will ruin you in ways you have never been ruined before...