Spend Your Retiremenent Fund On Me

You're a sad lonely loser at the best of times but when you eventually retire what are you going to do with ALL that cash? By the time I do allow you to retire which will be at an extremely old age, you wont be mobile, all you will need to spend your cash on is **** for your incontinence. So whilst your still active and able to watch my clips you should blow all your retirement fund on me. At least now you can watch me spend it on my lavish lifestyle, watch me brag about my bank balance and verbally abuse you in return.