Cum Eating Dating Advice

Hey you... I can tell from all the little signs that you wanna ask me out on a date. I guess you just don't have the assertiveness it takes to make a move, so I had to bring it up for you. Behavior like this is... well, lol... I guess I'll just be the one in charge here. You know what? If you wanna take me out on a date so bad, then I want you to do something for me. I want you to take your cock out, stroke yourself until you get totally hard, and then I want you to cum while I watch. LOL - Yes, there's definitely a catch. After you cum, you're going to take your hand and lick ALL of it up for me. If you do this, I'll consider going out on a date with you. Totally worth it, right?