Your Wife Hates You

While you may be into homewrecking or maybe you’re just too busy gooning to hot girls online, your wife has grown to hate you. It’s honestly sad it’s taken you this long to figure it out, but leave it to a ruthless brat like Me to point out the obvious. Don’t stop jerking now though, she will be living it up on your alimony soon and your palm will be all you have left.