watch US humiliating your useless cock

my bae golden lace decides to ruin my day by showing me a dick pic she has received. she just cant get over the smallness and calls it different names...the thing is that she keeps passing me that damn phone and I just dont wanna see it no more. find out about how we both humiliate this little thing. note down the words and expressions we use and write a book bout it. its poetry and expressive art.