Punishment Officer

It was only a matter of time until you got sent to my office. I’m not your typical Vice-Principal. I’m this school’s punishment officer. I only deal with special cases. Especially bad students get sent to my office for attitude adjustments. You know exactly what you did, so I’ll waste no time lecturing you. Instead, you’re going to come here and bend over my knee so I can spank you with my hand. That should get the message across. If that doesn’t teach you to be better behaved, then I always have my trusty wooden paddle. If you still need some adjustment after that, ell, my cane will reform you for sure.