Homewrecking challenge

DONT GET CAUGHT! Whatever you do, dont wake the wife. Lay in bed next to her, snoozing away. Open up this video and begin your stroking adventure! Stroke fast, stroke slow, be a GOOD BOY and repeat after me. Whatever you do, dont get caught! Repeat after me, stroke. Say it louder, stroke. Careful, if she wakes youre entire marriage crumbles.. LOVE is for suckers... Lets come to reality... Stroke, repeat, obsess... its better than the alternative