Smothering Your Face With My Perfect Soles

Youre not licking the bottoms of my dirty Converse enthusiastically enough... I dont get it, worshipping my feet and shoes is your one job as my foot slave? Like?? Maybe you just need some "encouragement"... If you lick and worship my perfect soles well enough, maybe Ill let you breathe again. I wonder if youll make it to the end of the countdown hahaha