Hiding By My Toilet

Were you hiding in the bathroom while I was taking a piss? Gross! What, are you some sort of toilet freak or something? You like to watch women pee, huh? Are you one of those perverts that gets off on that? Do you have a toilet fetish or something? How funny! I guess your weird toilet thing can be pretty entertaining for me. Well, if youre hiding there, I might as well make you useful for me. Its just too bad you werent hiding here earlier. You missed out on my morning routine. I would have had a full load for you then...