Cheat On Your Wife

Are you hiding from your wife? Sneaking off to stroke for Me? Good. I love when you avoid her and focus on Me. But... do you ever wonder if this is cheating? Sure, youre not fucking Me but youre hiding Me from your wife and getting off with Me, for Me. Maybe it is... and its so much hotter to think of it as cheating too. So go ahead. Cheat on your wife.